Pathan ne ek doctor ko bohot maara 😡👊
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Logon ne poocha: Kyun maara? 🤔
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Pathan: Itni garmi mein kehta hai, “Pani ubaal kar peeyo!” 😤🔥💧

Ek aadmi bakriyaan chara raha tha 🐐🐐
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Pathan: Yai bakriyaan kahaan le ja raha ho?? 🤔
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Aadmi gusse se: Inhein school chhodne ja raha hoon 😤📚
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Pathan: Mujhe pagal samjha hai kya… aaj toh Itwaar hai! 😂😂📅

Ladki ki rukhsati ke waqt ladki ke sab ghar wale ro rahe the. 😢💔
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Pathan roti hui saali ko chup karate hue bola:
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“O yaara, mat ro… jaisa tumhara behan, waisa hi hamara bhi ye behan hai.” 😂

Ek Pathan 📺 par bomb 💣 rakh kar Pakistan cricket final match 🏏 dekh raha tha.
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Bewi: Ye kya kar rahe ho?? 😳
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Pathan: Agar aaj bhi ye match haar gaye, toh sari team ko bomb se uda dunga! 💥😂

दिल्ली के एक पठान के पास एक पुरानी कार थी, जो 1,00,000 किलोमीटर से ज्यादा चल चुकी थी। वो उसे बेचना चाहते थे, लेकिन ज्यादा माइलेज की वजह से उन्हें अच्छी कीमत नहीं मिल रही थी।
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उन्होंने अपने एक मद्रासी दोस्त से मदद मांगी। मद्रासी ने उन्हें चेन्नई (मद्रास) में एक मैकेनिक का पता दिया और कहा कि उस मैकेनिक के पास जाओ, वो कार के मीटर को ऐसा एडजस्ट कर देगा कि वो सिर्फ 30,000 किलोमीटर दिखाए।
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पठान ने धन्यवाद कहा और मद्रास के लिए निकल पड़े। कुछ दिनों तक मद्रासी को पठान का कोई अता-पता नहीं चला। उसने सोचा कि शायद पठान ने अपनी कार बेच दी होगी।
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कुछ हफ्तों बाद, पठान उसी कार के साथ मद्रासी से मिलने आए।
मद्रासी हैरान होकर बोला, “क्या हुआ? तुमने अभी तक कार क्यों नहीं बेची?”
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पठान ने जवाब दिया,
“मैं कार क्यों बेचूं? अब तो ये सिर्फ 30,000 किलोमीटर चली है!” 😄

Pathan sahab ek din sadak par chal rahe the aur diwaar par likhi ek likhai par nazar padi:
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“Padne waala gadha.”
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Pathan sahab ek ghante tak sochte rahe, fir chalk uthaya aur likh diya:
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“Likhne waala gadha.”

Ek Pathan bus mein kahin ja rahe the jab unki pocket se unki biwi ki tasveer gir gayi aur ek lady ke neeche aa gayi.
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Pathan sahab bole, “Madam, sari uthaiye, photo leni hai.”
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Lady ne ek zor ka thappad maar diya.
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Pathan reply diye, “Arrey maine toh sirf photo maangi thi!” 😂

Duniya bhar ke Pathan ek jagah ikattha hue aur conference karne lage ki Pathan logon ko stupid kyun samjha jaata hai?
Subah se shaam ho gayi, par koi result nahi nikla.
Tab ek Pathan bola, “Main toh paan lene ja raha hoon.”
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Woh paan wale ke paas gaya aur bola, “20000 paan laga do.”
Paan wala hairan ho gaya aur bola, “Itne paan kis liye?”
Pathan ne reason bataya toh paan wala bola, “Sawal ka jawab do, agar sahi diya toh tum stupid nahi ho.”
Pathan bola, “Theek hai, sawal pucho.”
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Paan wala bola,
“Meri maa de do puttar, ek America te dooja kithhe?”
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Pathan lambi soch mein pad gaya, par jawab nahi aya.
Paan wala bola,
“Bewakoof, meri maa de do puttar, ek America te dooja main.”
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Pathan bola, “Haan, yeh toh maine socha hi nahi!”
Woh wapas gaya aur baaki Pathan logon se bola, “Masla hal ho gaya! Tum log is sawal ka jawab do.”
Sawal tha,
“Meri maa de do puttar, ek America te dooja kithhe?”
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Sare Pathan sochte rahe, par jawab nahi aaya.
Aakhir mein ek bola,
“Oye bewakoof, meri maa de do puttar, ek America te dooja paan wala!” 😅

Pathan Cinema Main Film daikh raha tha 🎬 Film main achanak 1 Sher Dowartay howay aaraha Tha 🦁
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Pathan Sher Ko Daikh Kar Dar Giya 😱, Or apni Chaadir Utha kar Bhaagnay Laga 🏃‍♂️💨
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Logon Ne Kaha: Khan Sahb Mat Daro Ye to Sirf Film hai 🎥
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Pathan: Wo to Mujhay Bhe Pata hay ke Ye Sarf Film hai, lakin Wo to Jaanwar hai ussay kya pata ki ye film hai😬

Ek Pathan rozana cycle pe rait ki bori rakh ke border se guzarta tha. 🚲
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Police har din uski checking karti, lekin bori mein se sirf rait hi milti. 🧐
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Ek din police wala tang aa gaya aur usne puchha:
“Yaar, tum smuggling kis cheez ki karte ho?”
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Pathan bola:
“Cycle ki,!” 😎

A Pathan joined the Army & was given a Gun.
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Pathan: Sir, is ki naali apni taraf rakhun ya dushman ki taraf? 🤔🔫
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Major: Kisi bhi taraf rakh le, faida mulk ka hi ho ga. 😂

2 pathan darya me thora se dahi dal kar chamche se hila raha hote han
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3 pathan aata ha or kehta ha ye kia kar rahe ho…..
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wo kehte han lasii bana rahe han
to 3 pathan kehta ha
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itna lassi tumhara baap pie ga🤣🤣

A Man Jumped into Water & Did not Come Out
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Another Man Jumped into Water & Did not Come Out.
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A Pathan Scientist Was Watching & Concluded:
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Humans are Soluble in Water 🧪🤔💦

A Pathan Threw 6 Cricket Balls at His Girlfriend.
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Girl Friend: What Was That For? 🤨
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Pathan: It’s OVER! 🏏😂🤣

Ek Pathan Apni Bhabi Ko Khub Maar Raha Tha!
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Logon Ne Pucha: “Tum Apni Bhabi Ko Kyun Mar Rahe Ho?” 🤔
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Pathan: “Hamari Bhabi Achi Aurat Nahi Hai.” 😡
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Logon Ne Pucha: “Tumhain Kaise Pata?”
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Pathan Bola:
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“O Yara, Mein Jis Dost Se Bhi Puchta Hun ‘Tum Kis Se Phone Pe Baat Kar Rahe Ho,’ Wo Yehi Kehta Hai: TERI BHABI SE!” 😂🤦‍♂️

1 Pathan Jab Bhi Nahanay Jata, Toh Darwaza khula chod Deta.
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Kisi Ne Waja Poochi, Toh Usne Kaha:
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“Mujhe Shak Hai Ke Darwaze Ke Neeche Se Mujhe Koi Dekhta Hai!” 🚪👀🤣

1 Pathan Bohat Der Se Ek Haseen Ladki Ko Ghoor Raha Tha.
Ladki: “Kya Dekh Rahe Ho?” 😠
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Pathan: “Hum Soch Rahe The Ke Agar Tum Hamari Ammi Hoti, Toh Hum Bhi Khubsurat Hote.” 👩‍👦😂

Motorway Police: “Khan, Aap 180 Ki Speed Se Kyun Ja Rahe Ho?” 🚓🏎️
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Pathan: “Aapne Hi Side Wale Board Pe Likha Hai:
‘YAD RAKHN GHAR PE KOI APKA INTEZAR KAR RAHA HAI!'” 😂🤣

Pathan Naqli Note Lekar Surf Lane Shop Pe Gaya.
Shopkeeper: “Is Note Mein Quaid-e-Azam Ke Sar Pe Topi Nahi Hai!” 🤔
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Pathan: “Woh Maili Ho Gayi Hai, Usi Ke Liye Toh Surf Lene Aaya Hoon!” 😂🧴

Passenger: “Agar Sab Trains Late Hon, Toh Time Table Ka Kya Faida?” 🤔
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Pathan: “Agar Sab Trains Waqt Par Hon, Toh Waiting Room Ka Kya Faida?” 🚂😂

Pathan Ek Ladki Se: “I Love You.”
Ladki: “Tameez Se Baat Karo!” 😡
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Pathan: “Bismillah Hir Rahman Nir Raheem, With Due Respect I Beg to State That I Love You, Baji!” 😂🙏

1 Pathan Samose Khol Kar Andar Ka Masala Kha Raha Tha.
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Ek Aadmi Ne Poocha: “Pura Kyun Nahi Khate?”
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Pathan: “Doctor Ne Bahar Ki Cheez Khane Se Mana Kiya Hai!” 🥟😂

Teacher to Pathan:
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Batao, Pakistan ka jhanda sabse pehle kahaan lehraya gaya?
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Pathan bohot dair sochne ke baad bola:
Hawa mein… 😅🎏

Polio Team Darwaze Pe Aayi.
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Pathan (Apni BV Se): “Bandook Aur Kartoos Kahan Hain?”
Polio Team Bhag Gayi. 🏃‍♂️💉
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Peeche Se Pathan Ne Awaz Di:
“Ruko Bhai, Ye Mere Bachon Ke Naam Hain!” 😂

Pathan: Maa hum bara ho kr pilot bane ga ✈️
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Maa: Beta mujhe kaise pata chalega k ye mere betay ka jahaz hai?
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Pathan (bara soch kr): Hum guzarate waqt ghar pe bomb phenk dia karega! 💣😂

Girl: Pathan se
“Jab apke pas mobile hai aur mere pas bhi mobile hai, to apne LETTER kyu bheja?” 📜📱
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Pathan: “O humne tumko call kiya tha, usme baji boli plz TRY LETTER.” 😂✉️

Doctor to Pathan:
“Aapki ek kidney fail ho gayi hai!” 🏥😱
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Pathan pehle to bohot roya, phir aansu ponchte hue bola:
“Kitne number se?” 🤔😂

Pathan: Hum bachpan mein bohot taqatwar tha! 💪
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Dost: Wo kaise?
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Pathan: Hamari maa kehti thi, jab hum rota tha, to sara ghar sar pe utha leta tha! 👶🏠😂