Pathani jokes – taar gir gaya ⚡
Pathan par bijli ka taar gir gaya ⚡🐐
Pathan tarap tarap ke marne hi wala tha 😵💫
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Ke usse yaad aaya…
Bijli toh 2 din se band hai! 😅😂
Jaib mein pathar😂
Ek Pathan apni jaib mein pathar daal ke ja raha tha 👖
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Kisi ne poocha: Khan sahab, aisa kyun kar rahe ho? 🤔
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Pathan: Is duniya mein uski qadar hai jiski jaib bhaari hoti hai! 💼😎
Pistol😅🔫
Pathan: Yaar, raat ko ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar mujhe loot liya. 😱
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Dost: Lekin tere paas toh pistol thi na? 🤔
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Pathan: Shukar hai maine use chhupa diya, warna wo bhi le jaata! 😅🔫
kaala bulb
Pathan: Bhai, ek kaala bulb dena! 💡
Shopkeeper hairaan: Khan saab, kaale bulb ka kya karoge? 🤨
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Pathan: Dopahar mein sone ke liye andhera karna hai! 😂🛌
Pathan Wakeel – umar kaid😂
Qaatil: Koshish karo mujhe umar kaid ho jaye, lekin saza-e-maut se bacha lo. 🙏
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Pathan Wakeel: Tum bilkul tension mat lo. 💪
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(Case ke baad)
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Qaatil: Khan saab, kya bana? 🤨
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Pathan Wakeel: Bohot mushkil se umar kaid hui, warna court toh reha kar rahi thi! 😎⚖️
Pathan Jokes – Mat naachna🐕
Teen Pathan film Sholay dekhne cinema gaye. 🎥
Film mein hero ne bola, “Basanti, in kutto ke samne mat naachna!” 🐕
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Pathan khade ho gaye aur gusse se bole, “Kyun nahi nachegi? Humne ticket liya hai, iska toh baap bhi nachega!” 😡😂
Khuda ne chaha to😅
Pathan: Yaar, ab tumhari ammi ki khaansi kaisi hai? 🤔
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Dost: Allah ka shukar, khaansi toh band ho gayi hai, lekin ab saans ruk ruk ke aa rahi hai. 😕
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Pathan: Koi baat nahi, Khuda ne chaha toh ye bhi band ho jayegi. 😅🙏
Pathani Jokes – JIN ka bacha
Masjid mein elaan ho raha tha:
“Humay ek bacha mila hai. Ye JIN ka bacha hai. Masjid aakar le jaayein.” 🎤
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Ek Pathan jaldi masjid aaya aur bola:
“Mujhe bhi dikhayo, JIN ka bacha kaisa hota hai!” 😂👶👻
Bond zaroor niklay🙏
Ek Pathan Quaid-e-Azam ki mazaar par dua maang raha tha:
“Mera prize bond is baar zaroor niklay.” 🙏🎫
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Mazaar se bahar aaya toh dekha kisi ne uski jaib se prize bond nikaal liya. 😳
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Wo dobara mazaar par gaya aur bola:
“Jinnah Sahab..! Pehle poori baat toh samajh liya karein na!” 🤦♂️😂
Patani Jokes – 5 meter😂
Ek Pathan 5 meter lambe pipe se hukka pee raha tha. 🚬📏
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Dost ne poocha: “Itne lambe pipe se kyu pee rahe ho?” 🤔
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Pathan: “Doctor sahab ne tambaako se door rehne ko kaha hai.” 😌😂
“Mujhe aulaad de.” 🙏
Ek Pathan 10 saal se Allah se dua maang raha tha:
“Mujhe aulaad de.” 🙏
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Ek din farishta aakar bola:
“Khan Sahab, Allah ka waasta, pehle shaadi toh kar lo!” 👰♀️🤵♂️😂
PCO se call😂
Ek Pathan PCO ke andar gaya,
Jaib se mobile nikala, kisi ko call kiya aur baahar aa gaya. 📞😎
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Ek aadmi bola: “Khan Sahab, agar mobile se call karni thi toh PCO mein kyu gaye?” 🤔
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Pathan: “Mera dost kehta hai PCO se call karne par paise kam lagte hain!” 💸😂
Pathani jokes – love you❤️
Pathan ne apne school ki ladki se kaha: “I love you…! ❤️ Tum bhi mujhe kaho!”
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Ladki gusse se boli: “Main abhi jaa kar sir se kehti hoon!” 😡
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Pathan: “Pagal! Sir se mat kaho, unki toh shaadi ho gayi hai!” 🤦♂️😂
paani aa gaya🤣
Teacher: “Is muhawray ko jumlay mein istemal karo – ‘Mun mein paani aana’.”
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Pathan student: “Jaisay hi maine pipe ko muh mein rakha, toh mere muh mein paani aa gaya!” 💧🤣
30 kg wazan😂
Doctor: “Agar tum roz 2 km chalo, toh 4 mahine mein 30 kg wazan kam ho jayega.” 🏃♂️⚖️
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3 mahine baad Pathan ne doctor ko call kiya:
“Wazan toh bohot kam ho gaya hai, magar ek masla ho gaya hai.”
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Doctor: “Kya masla?”
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Pathan: “Hum apne ghar se 1000 km door aa gaye hain!” 🗺️😂
Allah ke naam par
Bikhari: “Allah ke naam par kuch de do!” 🙏
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Pathan 100 ka note nikalte hue: “Kya tumhare paas 50 hain?”
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Bikhari khushi se: “Haan ji!”
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Pathan: “Toh pehle woh kharch karo!” 🤷♂️😂
Scheme wali bottle
Ek Pathan scheme wali bottle ka dhakkan baar-baar khol kar band kar raha tha. 🍼🔄
Kisi ne poocha: “Kya hua?”
Pathan: “Yaar, dhakkan pe likha hai ‘Please Try Again’!” 🤦♂️😂
3 din baad
Ek Pathan apni biwi ke saath film dekh raha tha. 🎥👫
Film mein judge ne kaha: “Adaalat 3 din baad apna faisla sunaayegi.”
Pathan ne TV band kar diya aur bola: “3 din baad dekhte hain!” 📺⏳😂
Chicken biryani
Pathan gusse se waiter se bola: “Waiter!! Is chicken biryani mein chicken kyu nahi hai?” 🍗🍛
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Waiter: “Khan Sahib, gulaab jamun mein kya gulaab hota hai jo usse gulaab jamun kehte hain?”
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Pathan: “Haan yaar, yeh toh maine socha hi nahi tha… Sorry bhai!” 🤔😅
Agar main..
Sardar: “Agar main uss darakht par chadh jaoon, toh engineering college ki ladkiyan dekhengi?” 🌳🤨
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Pathan: “Haan… aur agar haath chhod doge, toh medical college ki ladkiyan bhi dekhengi!” 😜😂
neend ki tablet
Pathan ne nurse se poocha: “Kya doctor sahib ne abhi tak neend ki tablet nahi bheji?” 😴💊
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Nurse: “Nahi!”
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Pathan: “Usse bolo jaldi karein, mujhe neend aa rahi hai aur main tablet ke liye jag nahi sakta!” 🤷♂️😂
glass
Pathan aur Sardar paani peene gaye, toh dekha glass ulta pada hai. 💧🥛
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Pathan: “Yaar, iska toh mun hi band hai!”
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Sardar: “Aur neeche se toota bhi hai!” 🤦♂️🤣
larayi
Ek Pathan ka apne dost se ek din kisi baat pe larayi hogayi.
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Us ne apne dost ki ek tasveer qabristan mein darakht par latka di aur neeche likha:
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“Coming Soon!!” 😆
Pathan k Latife
Ek Pathan ke paas 100 rupay ka jaali note tha, jis mein Quaid-e-Azam ki topi nahi thi. 💵
Dukandaar ko wo note diya, to dukandaar bola: “Iski topi to nahi hai!”
Pathan: “Yeh Quaid-e-Azam Lala ki garmiyon ki tasveer hai!” 😜🌞
Ek Pathan apna mobile qabristaan mein dafhna raha tha. 📱⚰️
Logon ne poocha: “Khan Sahab yeh kya kar rahe ho?”
Pathan: “Yaar, dukaan wale ne kaha tha ke mobile dead ho gaya hai!”
Question: “Agar duniya mein bijli nahi hoti, to hum TV kaise dekhte?” 🔌📺
Pathan: “Moom-batti jala ke!” 🕯️😆
Ek darzi logo ke kapde le kar bhaag gaya. 🧵👚
Sab log udaas the.
Koi kehta “Meri shalwaar!”
Koi kehta “Meri kameez!”
Ek Pathan bhi ro raha tha, logon ne poocha:
“Yeh kyun ro raha hai?” 😢
Pathan: “Darzi humara naap le gaya!” 😂
Bhekaari Pathaan se: “Mujhe khana kuch mil sakta hai?” 🍞🍽️
Pathan: “Kal ki roti kha loge?” 😏
Bhekaari: “Haan, bilkul!” 😋
Pathan: “Acha, tu phir kal time se aajana!” ⏰😅
Pathan: “Doctor Sahib, mere bete ne chaabi nigal li hai.”
Doctor: “Kab? Kitna time ho gaya?”
Pathan: “4 mahine pehle.”
Doctor: “Tum log ab tak kya kar rahe the?”
Pathan: “Hum duplicate chaabi use kar rahe the!” 😅🔑
Pathan raat ko machar-daani mein so raha tha, ke achanak ek jugnoo upar se urta hua guzra. 🛏️🦟
Pathan: “Kambakht macharon! Ab torch le ke dhoondh rahe ho mujhe!” 😂💡
Pathan apni maa se: “Kya aap ne mujhe paida hone se pehle dekha tha?”
Maa: “Nahi dekha tha.”
Pathan: “To phir aap ne mujhe paida hone ke baad pehchana kaise?”
Ek kabootar Pathan ko bohot dinon se tang kar raha tha.
Pathan ek din usse pakar liya aur maarne ka faisla kiya.
Usse chhat par le gaya aur phir neeche pheink diya! 🕊️💥
Ek Pathan ne aaine mein khud ko dekha aur bola:
“O yara, isko to pehle kahin dekha tha.”
Bohat der sochne ke baad: “Oye yaar, ye to wohi bagerat hai jo shaadi ke tasweer mein humare biwi ke saath baitha tha!” 😅
Ek Pathan angur bech raha tha aur keh raha tha:
“Aalo le lo… aalo le lo!”
Admi: “Khan Sahab, yeh to angur hai lekin tum aalo bata rahe ho!”
Pathan: “Chup! Mai isliye aalo keh raha hoon, taake makkhiyaan sun kar na baith jayen is par!” 🍇
Teacher: “Mehnat karoge to zaroor kuch banoge.”
Pathan student: “Sir! Hamara gadha to itni mehnat karta hai, magar wo kuch nahi bana!” 😆🐴
Ek dafa, ek Pathan khudkushi par taqreer kar raha tha.
Pathan bohot jazbati ho kar kehne laga: “Kufar hai, gunaah hai, zulm hai. Is se to acha hai ke insaan zeher karke mar jaye!” 😟
Ek Pathan cycle se larki ke samne zor se gira aur jaldi se khara ho gaya.
Larki boli: “Oh my God, what is this?”
Pathan: “Hum cycle se aise hi utarta hai!” 🚴♂️😂
Funny pathani Jokes
Sardar: “Aisa kya kiya jaye ke saanp bhi mar jaye aur laati bhi na toot jaye?”
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Pathan: “Jootay se maar do!” 👢🐍
dawaayi
Pathan to a Sardar: “Main ne aisi dawaayi banayi hai, jo insaan pee kar sab kuch sach sach bolta hai.”
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Sardar dawaayi pee kar: “Aakthu… ye to tail hai!”
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Pathan: “Dekha, tum ne sach hi bol diya, ye waqi tail hi hai!” 😂🍯
Also Read – Sardar Jokes 😂
ek message do baar
Pathan Santa ke ghar jata hai aur poochta hai:
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Pathan: “O yara, tu ek message do-do baar kyun bhejta hai?”
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Santa: “Kar di na Pathano wali baat! Oye, ek to tu rakh liya kar, doosra forward kar diya kar!” 📱😂
kidnap
Pathan ne ek bachay ka kidnap kiya aur kagaz pe yeh likh ke bachay ki peeth pe chipkaya:
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“10 lakh kal subah pull ke neeche pahuncha do!”
Aur bachay ko ghar wapis bhej diya.
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Doosray din woh pull ke neeche gaya tu usse paise mil gaye aur sath kagaz pe likha tha:
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“Khuda qasam, paise ka gham nahi, gham iss baat ka hai ke Pathan ne Pathan ko loot liya!” 😱💸
thappad
Teen Pathanon ne daru pee ke ek taxi roki.
Taxi driver ne gaadi start ki aur phir kuch der baad band kar ke bola:
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Taxi Driver: “Lo sahab, hum pahunch gaye.” 🚖
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Pehle Pathan ne use paise de diye.
Dusra bola, “Thank you,” par teesre ne ek thappad maar diya.
Driver dar gaya, socha ye Pathaan to sayana nikla samajh gaya.
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Teesra Pathan bola:
“Saale, araam se chalaya kar! Itne jhatke kyu marwaye tune aaj?” 😆✋
